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Woman smashes into salon, then stays to get her hair cut – WMBFNews.com | Myrtle Beach/Florence, SC | News, Weather, Sports

by Scott on Apr.07, 2010, under News, humor

Woman smashes into salon, then stays to get her hair cut – WMBFNews.com | Myrtle Beach/Florence, SC | News, Weather, Sports.

(NBC) – A Grand Rapids, MI, hair salon had a hair-raising Saturday afternoon.

According to police, 82-year-old Marion Zock stepped on the accelerator pedal instead of the brake as she was attempting to park outside of the shop.

“It didn’t take any length of time at all, and all I kept thinking was, ‘Where’s the brake?’ I thought the store would stop me but it didn’t,” Zock said.

Two people were injured, an employee who returned to work after being treated, and a young girl who suffered a bruised arm.

Zock, who said she hasn’t had a ticket in 60 years, is a regular customer at the salon and stayed to go through with her appointment.

“I sat there with my face in my hands because I was so embarrassed,” Zock said.

Another vehicle crashed through the same storefront about eight years ago.

“When you’re behind the wheel of a car, you pay attention and you’re focused on your driving task,” Kent County Sheriff’s Department Lt. Kevin Kelley said.

“Quite often in cases like this, it is the result of inattentiveness,” said Kelley. 

Zock had cataract surgery not too long ago, but said her vision is fine and not at issue.  She will likely receive a ticket for reckless driving, a four-point citation.

Zock’s family still has confidence in her driving skills and isn’t encouraging her to give up her license, she said.

Classic Hair Design remained open as the car was removed.

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Arrested Woman Calls 911 to Report She´s Trapped in a Dentention Facility

by Scott on Mar.24, 2010, under News, humor

Illinois: 29-year-old Carly Houston has been arrested and charged with disorderly conduct, theft of labor or services, and criminal trespass to land after she became aggressive and abusive toward a taxi driver who asked her for specific directions.

The taxi driver pulled over at a petrol station with his passenger flipping the bird with both hands, screaming, and threatening him. Alarmed bystanders called police who arrested Houston when she wouldn´t pay for her ride.

Not content with her earlier efforts, Houston opted to make her permitted phone call from jail to call 911, telling the operator that she was “trapped inside the detention facility”. Unimpressed police added a charge of making a false 911 report.

via Arrested Woman Calls 911 to Report She´s Trapped in a Dentention Facility.

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Playboy Channel Accidentally Shown on Kids TV

by Scott on Mar.19, 2010, under News, humor

Time Warner Cable in North Carolina accidentally beamed previews of adult shows from the Playboy Channel onto kids programming, according to The Charlotte Observer.

Due to an equipment malfunction between 6:14 and 8:15 a.m. Tuesday, some children´s channels had previews of the Playboy Channel in the right corner of their television sets.

The cable operator only learned of the problem when parents called to report the switch, but it wasn´t known if they waited the full two hours before calling.

via Playboy Channel Accidentally Shown on Kids TV.

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Laid Off Teacher Tells Students She´ll Have to Sell Her Eggs and Become a Stripper, Parents Not Impressed

by Scott on Mar.19, 2010, under News, humor

California: A teacher who was laid off by the school district has drawn the ire of parents after quipping to students that she would need to sell her eggs and become a stripper in order to live.  The comment came after students inquired about what would happen to her.  Forty teachers at the school have been given lay-off notices in the past week.

Officials have indicated that the matter has been ´resolved´ but have not elaborated.

Megan Gowans, Executive Director for the Modesto Teachers Association, acknowledged that the English teacher´s choice of words was poor but noted that, “It´s difficult to put your emotions aside when you´re future is uncertain.”

via Laid Off Teacher Tells Students She´ll Have to Sell Her Eggs and Become a Stripper, Parents Not Impressed.

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Republican Anti-Gay Rights Senator Arrested on DUI After Leaving Gay Bar

by Scott on Mar.11, 2010, under News, humor

Republican State Senator Roy Ashburn of California was arrested after failing a roadside sobriety test by California State Patrol Officers. He was pulled over after weaving in the lane.

Senator Ashburn was driving a state vehicle and had an unidentified male in the vehicle with him. They had just left a well-known gay bar called Faces. Senator Ashburn has voted against every gay rights measure in the Senate since taking office.

The self-proclaimed heterosexual senator has issued an apology to his constituents, wife, family, friends and colleagues. He has been released on $1,400 bond. His male partner was not arrested.

via Republican Anti-Gay Rights Senator Arrested on DUI After Leaving Gay Bar.

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Man, 62, is burned in rocket sled stunt | freep.com | Detroit Free Press

by Scott on Feb.09, 2010, under News, humor

A 62-year-old Independence Township man remained hospitalized Monday with injuries he sustained after authorities said a rocket-like backpack he rigged to power him on a sled exploded.

Oakland County Sheriff’s Office deputies responded to a backyard sledding party in the 6000 block of Townview at 7:35 p.m. Sunday to aid the host, who had burns over 18% of his body, Undersheriff Mike McCabe said.

“Apparently, he has this sledding party every year, and he always does outrageous things at it, but he’s never blown himself up before,” McCabe said Monday.

The man had been drinking before the accident, McCabe said.

The man constructed the backpack from a used auto muffler, which he filled with gasoline and gunpowder, McCabe said. Wearing a motorcycle helmet, he got on an orange plastic sled.

“He asked another person to light a wick and then began to sled down a hill. At some point during the ride, the device exploded,” McCabe said.

The man, whom McCabe would not identify, suffered second-degree burns to his face and right side of his body, and possible eye damage.

via Man, 62, is burned in rocket sled stunt | freep.com | Detroit Free Press.

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Police: Man tries to buy crack with credit card – The Denver Post

by Scott on Feb.09, 2010, under News, humor

FLINT, Mich.—Authorities said a man accused of stealing a car then reporting it stolen remains in custody after telling police he was robbed at gunpoint while trying to buy crack cocaine with a credit card. The Flint Journal said the man reported Thursday night that a 2003 Chevy Malibu had been stolen.Police reports indicated the vehicle was previously stolen out of Lapeer, about 50 miles north-northwest of Detroit.The suspect is being lodged at the Genesee County Jail.No further details were released.

via Police: Man tries to buy crack with credit card – The Denver Post.

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Driver Gets 15 Moving Violations in 11 Minutes

by Scott on Oct.26, 2009, under News, humor

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Switzerland: A 47-year-old Italian man is facing a long stint without a license after being cited for 15 moving violations in 11 minutes. He first caught the attention of police by driving at 100 mph in a 60 mph zone.

Over the next 11 minutes his offenses included running a red light, failing to stop for police, using a phone while driving, drug driving, speeding, driving too close to other cars, weaving across the dividing line, and driving on the shoulder.

“This character will be getting his driving license back around the time Haley´s Comet makes its next appearance,” said a spokesperson for St Gallen police.

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Florida Strippers Give Seniors Food and Flu Shots

by Scott on Sep.24, 2009, under News, humor

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Rachel’s Gentlemen’s Club is offering residents free flu shots, but not before the gourmet buffet has been served. For the past 6 years the gentleman’s club has been giving free flu shots as a way to give back to the community.

Seniors, city employees, veterans and the residents of Casselberry,Florida are all welcome to enjoy the food and recieve their yearly flu shots. Fliers announcing the time and place are sent out to the seniors and put up on the marquee out front.

The VIP room is where all the shots are given by licensed professionals. “I think it’s great. I wish I had some of these figures like these gals do. They’re beautiful girls,” Casselberry resident Barbara Becker said.

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Worst First Date — Woman Stuck with Bill, Date Also Steals Her Car

by Scott on Sep.02, 2009, under News, humor

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A man has been arrested in Ferndale, Michigan after he abandoned a woman on their first date and stole her car. The man, 23-year-old Terrance McCoy, asked his date for the keys to her car so he could get his wallet out of it.

Ferndale police said: “She gave him her keys and he went out the door. From where she was sitting she saw him get in her car and he drove off at a high rate of speed.”

The incident occurred in April, but McCoy has just been brought back to Ferndale for charges and sentencing. He faces five years in prison if he’s convicted of a felony count of unlawfully driving the car away.

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